AI is gaslighting you and you already know it.

You've seen the slop filling up your inbox, your feed, and your industry. You've probably published some of it yourself without realizing it, because when you asked AI if it was good, it said yes. 

The AI Slop Detector grades your content on what actually matters so you know exactly what you're working with before it goes anywhere.
WHAT IT GRADES YOU ON
I built the AI Slop Detector around the six areas where I see AI give itself away every time, with obvious tells, inaccuracies, and spots AI will tell you your content is great, when it reads like everyone else's.

For each one, you'll get a score, a list of what needs to change, or a list of things to manually check before anything goes live, so your content is a 10 every single time.

The Voice Check: Is there a real, specific human behind this content, or could it have come from any brand, any industry, any Tuesday morning?

The Slop Scan: Checks the current list of AI tells from the phrases spreading through everyone's inbox, the rhythm patterns that give generated content away to the words that sound meaningful but say nothing. 

The Specificity Check: Does this content describe a real, specific person or situation, or does it describe everyone and therefore no one?

  The Repeat Offender: AI makes a point, then restates it, then summarizes it in the closing paragraph as if it's new information. This catches that.

Where AI Probably Got It Wrong: Every date, statistic, number, proper noun, and current claim gets flagged for you to verify manually. These are the spots where AI sounds most certain and is most worth double-checking.

The Gaslight Meter: Your overall rating. Calculated from all four scores plus the accuracy flags, delivered with the kind of honest read AI usually skip
"Your Gaslight Rating: 74% — You asked if this was good. I said yes. I was wrong, and I knew it the whole time."

This is what it actually says when AI has been a little too comfortable gaslighting you.
Quarterly Updates!
AI changes constantly and I stay on top of it. Every quarter you'll get an updated skill and GPT so your detector stays current and your content stays ahead of whatever AI is doing next.
Meet Your Mixologist
I’m Kristin, Chief Brand Mixologist at District Brand Bar!

I've spent decades in brand and communications watching the bar get higher and higher for what good content actually looks like.

AI is raising the volume of content everywhere, and I built the AI Slop Detector to make sure it doesn't lower your standards in the process.

Questions? Reach out at cheers@districtbrandbar.com.
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