The AI Slop Detector

Your audience can tell when your content sounds like AI.

If your sales email could have come from any business in their inbox, why would someone buy from yours?

The AI Slop Detector runs six checks on your draft and shows you the exact lines to fix, from generic wording to claims you need to verify. Catch what could cost you a reader’s trust before you hit send.

Includes both a Custom GPT for ChatGPT and a Skill for Claude.

  • $47 once $97
  • Lifetime access
  • Quarterly updates included

slopnoun  /slɒp/

AI-generated content that says very little in a lot of words.

The grammar can be perfect and the sales pitch can still give someone no reason to buy. If your draft promises “exceptional results” without explaining what those results are, it needs another edit.

Six checks before you publish

The Voice Check

Flags wording that sounds impersonal or overly scripted, so you can reconsider how you’d actually say it.

The Slop Scan

Finds stock AI phrases and formulaic sentence patterns that make your draft sound like content readers have seen before.

The Specificity Check

Points out vague claims that need an example or a concrete detail, so readers can understand what you’re offering.

The Repeat Offender

Flags places where you’ve already made the point, so you can cut the repetition without losing the explanation.

Accuracy Flags

Highlights claims and numbers that need verification. You get a list to check before publishing, not a guarantee that every statement is true.

The Gaslight Rating

Gives the draft an overall rating to read alongside the detailed feedback. The flagged lines show you what needs attention.

You get the exact lines to fix and why they were flagged. Use the feedback to edit your draft before it reaches a potential customer.

What you get for $47

  • Both versions included

    The AI Slop Detector as a Custom GPT for ChatGPT and a Skill for Claude.

  • All six checks

    A review of your draft with the Gaslight Rating and specific lines to fix.

  • Lifetime access

    Come back whenever you have another draft to check.

  • Quarterly updates

    I update the detector every quarter as AI writing patterns change.

$47 is a one-time payment. Future updates to the detector are included in your purchase. Your access arrives by email after checkout.

It makes you a better writer.

It shows me where I am repeating myself, where there needs to be more specificity, and I even spot where my thinking isn't clear. It feels like working with an editor who can see things that I don't.

Dr. Michelle Mazur
Why I built the AI Slop Detector
I’m Kristin Lawton, Chief Brand Mixologist at District Brand Bar.

I’ve spent 25+ years in brand and marketing, working across media, nonprofits, corporations, and small businesses. 

I built this because I got tired of AI telling me my content was good when it sounded like everyone else’s. I wanted feedback that pointed to the sentence that wasn’t working and explained why. 

 Your content helps people decide whether to hire you or buy from you. Before you publish, you should be able to see where your draft needs more detail, repeats itself, or makes a claim you haven’t checked. 

Questions before you buy? Email me at cheers@districtbrandbar.com.
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Check your draft before you publish. Get six checks with specific lines to fix and explanations of what needs work.

$47 USD · One-time payment

Includes the Custom GPT and Claude Skill, lifetime access, and quarterly updates.

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The Signature Brand Scanner checks your sales page, email, bio, or post for brand voice, personality, credibility, and expression.
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"Using the AI Slop detector has been incredibly helpful! Both for my own work but also for client work, I love that it gives you a full breakdown of everything that sounds off and a report basically before it corrects itself! Thank you so much" 
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