AI Slop Detector — Hero

The AI Slop Detector

AI is gaslighting you, and you already know it.

AI writes you a draft that reads fine, so you send it, and it lands in the inbox sounding like every other AI email. The Slop Detector is a Custom GPT and Claude Skill that catches the generic AI voice you can't see in your own writing and shows you the exact lines to fix so it sounds like you.

$97 once Lifetime accessQuarterly updates

AI Slop Detector — Mechanism Section

slopnoun /slɒp/

the polished, competent, forgettable draft AI hands everyone.

People buy from brands they remember, and a generic draft makes you one of a hundred they scroll past. The Slop Detector runs your draft against six checks and shows you exactly where you're coming off generic.

What it checks in your draft:

The Voice Check

Checks whether a real person is behind the words, or whether the draft could belong to any brand in your feed.

The Slop Scan

Reads your draft line by line for AI fingerprints, from the filler phrases to the too-tidy rhythm that give a machine away.

The Specificity Check

Flags the could-be-anyone lines and shows you where one real detail would make the right reader feel seen.

The Repeat Offender

Catches the point you already made and the padding around it, so the draft gets shorter and lands harder.

Accuracy Flags

Pulls every number, date, and confident claim into a list to check, because AI states things it cannot back up.

The Gaslight Meter

Gives you one percentage for how much to trust the draft in front of you before it goes anywhere.

You get a score on each check, the exact lines to fix, and a plain read on whether it's ready, so what you send sounds like you and not the model.

AI Slop Detector — What You Get

What you get for $97

The AI Slop Detector as a Custom GPT and a Claude Skill
A full Slop Scan, Gaslight Rating, and the exact lines to fix
Lifetime access
Quarterly updates as AI's tells change

You buy it once. Every quarter I update it, so it keeps catching what the newest models do when they think nobody's reading.

★★★★★

It makes you a better writer.

It shows me where I am repeating myself, where there needs to be more specificity, and I even spot where my thinking isn't clear. It feels like working with an editor who can see things that I don't.

— Dr. Michelle Mazur

I’m Kristin Lawton, Chief Brand Mixologist at District Brand Bar.

I’ve spent 25+ years in brand and marketing across media, nonprofits, corporations, and small businesses.

I built the Signature Brand Framework because I kept watching talented business owners pour time into marketing tactics without first building the brand foundation that makes any of it stick.

The AI Slop Detector came out of that same philosophy. AI is raising the volume of content everywhere. The businesses that hold their ground are the ones whose content still sounds distinctly, unmistakably like them. I built this tool to help make sure yours does.

Questions? Reach out at cheers@districtbrandbar.com.

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